So, I am thinking, how the heck did I start crushing on a gay man, playing it straight, and a WOMANIZER at that? Well, let's look at the facts.
Fact- He has a hot bod. Exhibit A. See the 100th episode on Netflix.
Fact- He wears a suit. (That is akin to a visual orgasm for my eyes.)
Fact- Geoff thinks he's hot. (He has impeccable taste when it comes to either sex. We are both attracted to the same types.)
Fact- He wears a suit! (I know, I know. But really, that should have be sufficient enough to see where my crush began.)
So, does that make me a lesbian? I might need to tell you a bit more about this past week.
First, I went to work out at the YMCA a few days, and once, there were two adorable young firemen working out. Those are lovely workouts. (The ones where they are eye candy for this morbidly-obese- stay-at-home mother of two.) That day, I was straight confident.
Next day, I was flipping the channels at the YMCA, and happen upon Ellen. I love her show. So, I am watching, and a hard core, manly, lesbian comes in front of me to work out. I was staring at her as she got on, but not because I was attracted. No. I truly love the boys, but I had to figure out if she was going to tun on Ellen. However, I think she caught a glimpse of me checking her out. So, then, it was holy awkward, and now, I am sitting here smiling because I happen to know what she turned on to watch, and you don't. But you might know... I am not gay. But I am so attracted to a gay man playing the part of a straight man that mistreats women. Yeah, once I finally do set up my first psychologist/psychiatry appointment, I am sure we will address this.
PS I also had a thing for "Mr. Grey," so I guess there is no surprise there.