Weird News: Find Your Porn Star Doppelganger!

I have been wondering how long it would take until I could finally do that.  Whew.  Thanking the heavens above for sending this little nugget.  Again, you can thank me later.

So, this weird but true stupid link, which, to be honest, I have NOT opened, yet, is not the reason for my post.  What I really want to talk to you about is "Erinisms."  I have my own little dictionary of words that I employ regularly.  Much of them, not real words.  Therefore, they are "Erinisms."  However, I found a new term recently, that I am smitten with.  Honestly, I can't seem to fit it into a sentence, no matter how hard I try.

When I first heard the phrase, "cluster fuck," (pardon my yiddish) I loved the sentiment, and have cleaned it up and use it daily.  There is a miraid of ways to utilize this.  i.e. "Trying to organize the 6 and under lanes at the swim meet was a cluster."  or, " Watching the government do anything is a cluster."  Etc.  I can even equate it to dropping things.  "I picked up one thing, and two things fell out of my hands.  It was a cluster."  Or in regard to just about anything.  It is a handy little word that I have adopted and enjoy each day.


I have always thought chicky and peeps were endearing words referring to my friends, and have used those for years as well.  "Let's rock and roll!" is how I say it's time to go.  Shay will say, "I'm done Mommy- we can roll!"  (She has abridged that term, and I like it.)  Migits=children.  The list goes on.  However, this new phrase is from this book I am reading.  The book is an erotic romance.  So, you can imagine, the phase... it's not the most useful.  In fact, I love it, but have racked my brain and have yet to find an appropriate sentence for it.  (I read the words two nights ago, and I swear, every conversation since, I have tried to implement it.) Nope.  Not at the pool.  Not in the bed.  Not in the house.  Not with a mouse... oh wait, that is a different book.  BUT.....  hmmmm... that gives me an idea....

I do not Kinky Fuckery, Sam I am.

Not in a house, not with a mouse.

Not in a box, not with a fox.  (although it's worth trying once.  Even if bestiality isn't my thang.)

Not in a train.  Not in the rain.  (as the rain is rather "vanilla" in regard to style." Certainly not kinky by anyone's standards.)

Not with a hat, nor on a mat.  (Although, if that hat has a blind fold.. maybe.)

Sam I am, I do not like, nor will I ever like, Kinky Fuckery.



Wow, I did it!  I found a way to use this!  I feel so accomplished!  I think I will end there.  But I swear, I love this phrase, and will try to not over use it.